Deep thoughts by jack handey

The Day Before The Pope’s Arrival, The American Catholic Blogosphere Collapses In One Uniform Faint

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This is a compilation of the 4 "Deep Thoughts" shown at Sunday Night Live at Paoli Presbyterian Church on 5/13/07.

cyberspace, usa: in ghostly unison, the catholic blogosphere in the usa–beside themselves with expectancy of pope benedict’s visit to the east beach–collapsed in one sweeping, simultaneous faint on monday at 8:18pm cdt.”it’s clearly a gift of the holy spirit,” said “ic,” also known as the ironic catholic. “for days i was antsy with anxiety, hope, euphoria, and occasional annoying bouts of ennui. then, i heard a up till small voice while blogging, and heard become calm rushing, platitude lissom flashing. then an immense peace beyond reading. next i knew, i ‘woke up’ misguided the level, being twittered by 82 bloggers from the catholic blogosphere. it had happened to everybody else too.”"frankly, the faint acted like a good slap upside the head from god,” said kalej of unmuted mumblings. “i’m excited to assent to what the holy father will say to our outback, but i have a job too. and i have to remember my family. i wasn’t thinking though–i used up all my vacation days over easter. why did i spend so much time again dwelling on the resurrection? where were my priorities?”no individual seemed to be injured, although one blogger (who wished to go just by her confirmation name “mary”) claimed ruefully that “this blissed-out warmth isn’t going away, and it’s in actuality starting to interfere with my blogging life.”–i.c.http://www.ironiccatholic.blogspot.com

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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949 ) is an American humorist . He is best known for his Deep Thoughts , a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes , as well as his "Fuzzy …

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